Dewsbury-Hall ain't hanging out the passenger side of his best friends' ride

Today at 01:18 AM

Trying to holler at us

Bit of a slow day in the Chelsea rumor mill and transfer market on Wednesday. You sit there all day, refreshing Twitter, reading the same old news and updates. And nothing happens.

Maybe your eyes glaze over for a second, two second, ten seconds. You jolt back to consciousness. Keep scrolling.

A few more second pass. Maybe a minute.

Did you know that the first capacitive touchscreens were developed in the 1960s and 70s? Ancient technology.

The first mis-tap followed soon after.

Or was it intentional?

He ain't no scrub!

Unless KDH follows @cfcIvan, he was actively searching for his name. That's a lot of psychology to unpack.

Dewsbury-Hall has been linked with a potential loan move to West Ham United, who may or may not be appointing Graham Potter as their new manager in short order.

It's been a while since we had a player last just half a season.

"I still think Maresca could've handled him better. He's not the scrub everybody thinks he is."

-@cfcIvan, long-lost member of TLC